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The World's Funniest Riddles for Kids
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Q.  Why was the clock in trouble during reading class?

A.  It tocked too much.



Q.  What do you call a bunch of bees?

A.  A good report card.



Q.  What makes the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean?

A.  It never eats.

Q.  How did the sun know she was sick?

A.  She wasn't feeling so hot.



Q.  Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

A.  It was two-tired.



Q.  Why did the t-rex need a bandage?

A.  He had a dino-sore.


Q.  Why did the woman freeze her money?

A.  She wanted some cold, hard cash.

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Q.  What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

A.  A rash of good luck.


Q.  What's more amazing than a talking dog?

A.  A spelling bee!


A tomato, some lettuce, and some water were running a race. The water was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to catch up.


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