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The World's Funniest Riddles for Kids
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Q.  What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

A.  I'm sorry, you'll have to come back later.  I can't see you right now.



Q.  What is a shark's favorite game?

A.  Swallow the leader!



Q.  What do you get when you mix SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?

A.  Sponge Bob Smarty Pants!



Q.  Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A.  It was feeling crummy!



Q.  What goes, "Ha ha ha," plop?

A.  Someone laughing their head off.



Q.  Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A.  It wasn't peeling very well.



Q.  Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A.  Because 7 ate 9!  (7, 8, 9)


Q.  Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?

A.  Because it has four A'a and one B!



Q.  Who always steals soap in the bathroom?

A.  Robber ducky!



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